Six-a-side tournament

Monday, May 30, 2005
Fitzwilliam College

The clubhouse

Six-a-side cricket comes to Cambridge (along with some clouds).

For the second year running the May bank holiday Monday saw Fitzwilliam College's playing fields descend into sporting anarchy in the form of a charity six-a-side cricket tournament. Last year over a thousand pounds had been raised for the Rosie Maternity Hospital's Premrose Neo-Natal Unit; this time around just under GBP 700 was raised for Addenbrooke's Hospital's stroke unit.

Hats off to Andy and Denise Owen, along with Phil Watson, who together organised the entire day, and thanks also to the long list of Cambridge businesses who donated prizes for the now legendary mega-raffle. That it was such a memorable and successful day is down to the hundred or so people who came for at least part of the day and, in particular, to the seven teams who provided such uninhibited entertainment.

Andy Owen

Andy Owen in his natural environment.

Dave Norman, ??? and Phil Watson

Dave Norman and Phil Watson opt not to pick on someone their own size.

The tournament began with two round-robin group compeititions. In Group A (weakened by a last-minute withdrawl) Cambridge Granta and Remnants both beat The Watsonians to progress through the semi-finals. In Group B (the ``group of death'' with a full complement of four teams) Fitzwilliam College remained undefeated, and last year's winners, The Beehive, lost only the one match, leaving Romsey Town and The St. Radegund to spend the rest of the afternoon drinking and eating delicious hamburgers.

Action

Even though the ball's been hit towards mid-on boundary, it's a race between the bowler and square leg to get to it first.

Both semi-finals were one-sided affairs, with Granta thrashing Fitzwilliam's students and The Beehive comfortably seeing off Remnants. This set up a repeat of last year's final, and Granta got their revenge, denying The Beehive's spirited attempts to defend their title.

Granta

The winning team, Cambridge Granta.

Granta's captain

The Granta captain collects the winners' trophy.

The real story today was not the destination, however, but the curious route taken along the way. The play was dominated by the bat in general, with one team even managing to get into triple figures in their five overs, although that didn't stop two bowlers getting hat-tricks, despite only having four fielders (plus the 'keeper) to help them out. Well, at least that was the case for most of the day; when Fitzwilliam produced their super-ringer (groundsman and ex-county player Dave Norman) he suddenly found himself trying to find the gaps in a thirty-man field. Which he did. Another highlight was when, having collapsed to the point of almost being all out, the St. Radegund innings was rescued by an the day's only partnership between two batswomen (hmmm, sounds awkward, but ``batters'' just sounds like Americanization) who lasted to the end of the innings.

Crowded

Dave Norman was faced with this suspiciously-crowded field when he came into bat for his college's student team.

64/0 (4 overs) vs 104 (5 overs)

Since when was 64/0 after 4 overs an almost-certainly losing score?

Batswomen

Batswomen saving the day.

One thing that was missing from this year's tournament was celebrity weight-loss victim Russell Woolf . . . well part of him was missing, anyway -- as recorded on The Russometer, he managed not only to lose a decent fraction of his body mass last year, but also to raise a good fraction of the money raised in last year's tournament.