Remnants vs. The Woozlers

Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Fitzwilliam College

Remnants (132/4; 15 eight-ball overs)
lost to
The Woozlers (133/0; 13.4 eight-ball overs)
by 10 wickets.

The scoreline above does not make for pleasant reading -- it represents only the second ten-wicket loss in Remnants' 620 game history. Dave Green was there to witness the horror, and sent in the following autops- er, report.

Just like a good horror film, everything seemed just fine to begin with, John Gull (68*) and Max Shone (32 in his first proper innings for the club) compiling an excellent 93-run opening partnership. Things slowed down a little after this, but even if our eventual total of 132/4 didn't quite realise the promise of this start, it at least seemed likely to be a challenging target for The Woozlers . . .

Phil Watson, Dave Williams and Dave Green.

Phil Watson, Dave Williams and Dave Green.

Tom Jordan.

Tom Jordan.

The game.

The game.

. . . an impression that was reinforced when Joe White (0/23) began with a maiden and Tom Jordan (0/21) gave him good support from the other end. The batsmen, for their part, weathered this early storm, and seemed content to just play themselves in. By the time our first-change bowlers were on this task had, apparently, been accomplished, and the batsmen started scoring with the sort of ease that might be expected from, oh, I don't know, an ex-Oxford Blue perhaps. In the end both made unbeaten (and chanceless, if you don't count a straight drive into the non-striker which ballooned up just out of the bowler's reach) half-centuries, and we saw our total passed with the absolute minimum of fuss.

The final scoreboard.

Our total, having just been passed with the minimum of fuss.

The one compensation in all this was that one of the batsmen was a management consultant (last seen on the B Ark, Douglas Adams fans), and tonight marked the first time Dave had been bought a drink by a member of this species.