Remnants vs. The Globe

Report by Daniel Mortlock:

Not having played in this game I don't know what happened other than the following:

• We batted like Wallys, except for Ev Fox (31), Phil Marshall (20-odd) and Nick Clarke (also 20-odd).
• We bowled like Wallys, except for Robin Woolley (two great wickets, including one in which the batsman didn't believe he was bowled, rather like Mike Gatting's disbelieving response to "that ball" from Shane Warne in 1993); Russell Woolf (who got his bunny, Mick Taylor, again) and Andy Owen (0/37 off 2 overs, the poor figures being due to poor fielding, apparently).
• We fielded like Wallys, except again for Robin Woolley who snared a run out and almost took what would have been the catch of the season.

So, there you have it - another loss in what's turning out to be one of the least successful Remnants seasons Remnants has ever had . . .